the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm both gender and math confused
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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