Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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