I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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