Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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