i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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