Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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