Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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