yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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