Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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