David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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