I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
