so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Randomize