I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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