there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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