are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
