i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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