did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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