I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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