Its about making memories worth repressing
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Is her dick bigger than yours?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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