just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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