dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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