I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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