when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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