i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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