Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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