thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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