I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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