Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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