I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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