Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She announced her abortion via fbk
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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