You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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