Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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