Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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