wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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