After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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