But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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