I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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