Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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