I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm at about main and main street
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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