I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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