Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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