I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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