Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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