Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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