like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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