you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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