1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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