Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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