yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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