she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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