No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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