Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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