A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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