she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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