well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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