I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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